The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Life is like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely… then a woman makes it hard! 😂 This hilarious graphic tee combines cheeky adult humor with a clever double meaning. Featuring bold yellow typography and a playful pen illustration, the design delivers a naughty punchline that's guaranteed to make people look twice. Perfect for parties, bachelor nights, or as a funny gift for a friend who loves dirty jokes and has absolutely no filter. 😏 Because sometimes, life really is harder than it needs to be!